your room smells of hookers.
And success
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
