I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
