I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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