Im at strip club and am horny
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So squirting runs in the family.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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