i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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