Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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