just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
