i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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