Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
