She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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