she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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