i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i think i have herpe
just one?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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