he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
