i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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