It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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