drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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