I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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