she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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