I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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