I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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