Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Drunk is a universal language darling
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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