oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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