you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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