He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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