that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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