so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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