She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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