He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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