He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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