Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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