worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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