He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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