She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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