On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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