idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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