Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I need a beard to bite.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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