My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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