I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.