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(914): View more from New York

We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning

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(330): View more from Ohio

He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.

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(61): View more from Australia

Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...

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(206): View more from Washington

Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out

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(510): View more from California

Are you drunk already?

(415): View more from California

Not already - at LAST.

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