wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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