I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
dude i'm inner monologue high
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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