On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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