She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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