You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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