Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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