I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm always down for nudity.
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