i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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