She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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