I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Are we still banned from the library?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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