I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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