I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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