i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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