dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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