Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Randomize
