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happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
that's an acceptable place to lick
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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