Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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