you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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